This how Some of y'all be like
Y'all: omg i went to his house, he had no a.c, roaches Climbing on on the wall, dead rats in the corner, and i found out he was married with two kids, fed me ramen noodles and his dick was small!
Me: So did you leave ?
Y'all: nah i let him smash but the sex was wack then, i let him smash again! And now ima about to make a tumblr text post about it !
this is @ncthive and i about winwin
i got a rare condition
i got a glass dick and paper balls
every time i jump my dick just shatters and my nuts turn into origami paper cranes and fly away
and everytime we kiss i swear i could fly
